A new song... by Megan

My dear friend Megan took a challenge to write a little story using song titles from the awesome 100 Monkeys. She has succeeded and may I say... it is brilliant. Here... for your viewing pleasure... her story!

I was being chased by robot timberwolves in the wasteland of Arizona. I tried to use my plastic shot gun as I did a drunken waltz and found myself in a spaceship. The scientists were waiting with some dude named gus who had a stanky leg handing me a strange diet of apple juice, cake, and, sugar and corn. They allowed me to make a long distance phonecall to my boyfriend who I call my sweet face boo boo kitty fuck before we all became sleeping giants. The next day after having a small lean breakfast and having a smoke we headed to the electric life of Las Vegas. Everyone wanted to build a house made of gold, a strange architecture idea with the money we won at the slots. After that we met an ugly girl, a junkie, and a guy name Orson Brawl who screamed “slow down” at my fast walking. I smiled with my beer in hand as I said “that’s what she said.”

Thank you Megan... that was AWESOME! And thank you Gallie for giving her the wonderful idea!