I like beer...
Do you like beer?
If you don't... you probably should not read this, because the entire thing is about beer! A few famous quotes... a few funny quotes... a few utterly random quotes. You catch my drift?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra
"24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?" ~Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we go to sleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sins. When we commit no sins, we go to heaven. Soooo... lets all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~Brian O'Rourke
"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs and poles."
"A finer beer may be judged with only one sip... but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
"People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer... they just like to pee a lot."
"I drink to make other people interesting."