AND NOW... the top 3 most disgusting, nasty, vulgar, and gag-worthy names for your vagina!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Vagina
AND NOW... the top 3 most disgusting, nasty, vulgar, and gag-worthy names for your vagina!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
RIP Michael Jackson
Monday, June 22, 2009
What I love...
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Moving...
Sunday, June 14, 2009
A true "I hate your face" moment...
Thursday, June 11, 2009
THE 'I hate your face' Kristin
Random little blunders...
Saturday, June 6, 2009
A new song... by Megan
I was being chased by robot timberwolves in the wasteland of Arizona. I tried to use my plastic shot gun as I did a drunken waltz and found myself in a spaceship. The scientists were waiting with some dude named gus who had a stanky leg handing me a strange diet of apple juice, cake, and, sugar and corn. They allowed me to make a long distance phonecall to my boyfriend who I call my sweet face boo boo kitty fuck before we all became sleeping giants. The next day after having a small lean breakfast and having a smoke we headed to the electric life of Las Vegas. Everyone wanted to build a house made of gold, a strange architecture idea with the money we won at the slots. After that we met an ugly girl, a junkie, and a guy name Orson Brawl who screamed “slow down” at my fast walking. I smiled with my beer in hand as I said “that’s what she said.”
Thank you Megan... that was AWESOME! And thank you Gallie for giving her the wonderful idea!
What does it really mean...
I hate your face... does not mean I actually hate your face. I hate your face is a term of endearment. It is equivelant to me telling you that I love you. So if you hear me tell you I hate your face... take it as a compliment. It is the best thing I could ever say to you. Do not get offended... do not think I hate you... or your face... and do not think I am calling you ugly. It's simply not true.
And imagine my happiness when I was watching the movie Role Models and one of the characters, out of no where, says "I hate your face". I don't think I have ever been so happy in my life! Just sayin...
Anyway... that is all I have to say. So if you are reading this... I HATE YOUR FACE!
~Kristin
P.S. and by the way... even though I absolutely hate her face... Nikki FAILS at posting on my blog! FAILS I tell you!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
God help you...
First off, I must say in response to Nikki's blog, that I believe I will be wearing a sign around my neck that states NO flash photography and NO Videography. I will also be making it known to... certain individuals... that if I end up on ANY youtube or myspace site doing inappropriate, sexual, or provacative things... I will laugh hysterically, while repeating over and over "Oh Shit what have I done."
But as Nikki has said... we are angels and would do no such thing! HAHAHA! In all seriousness, though, I am very much looking forward to black scrunchies... or any color scrunchie for that matter... lots of alcohol, the 'pick your poison' dish, and some great fuckin music! (Fuckin music could be taken in two ways... so let me clarify... some amazing music!)
Here is my warning though! Eyecon has NO idea what they have coming for them. The wrath of Nikki and Kristin is about to be brought down on them at full force! God help you!
~Kristin
Monday, June 1, 2009
Boredom
1. to weary by dullness, tedious repetition, unwelcome attentions.
I am bored!
Funny Beer Quotes
Do you like beer?
If you don't... you probably should not read this, because the entire thing is about beer! A few famous quotes... a few funny quotes... a few utterly random quotes. You catch my drift?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra
"24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?" ~Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we go to sleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sins. When we commit no sins, we go to heaven. Soooo... lets all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~Brian O'Rourke
"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs and poles."
"A finer beer may be judged with only one sip... but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
"People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer... they just like to pee a lot."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
Top 10 Reasons The Nova Echo Rocks!
10. They're hot! Caleb is gorgeous... the guys are freaking fine... That's it!
9. They know how to party! On the interview on BlogTalkRadio they said they drank 2 kegs worth of beer... and might I mention four loko...
8. They are the funniest group of guys ever! Penis sheith anyone? Edible underwear? Pineapple flavored jelly bellys? That's what I though.
7. They eat Chinese while doing an interview! Chinese food is delicious, I agree. Only they can pull off actually stuffing their faces while talking on the radio! And then read their fortunes to us. (Don't forget to add 'in bed' to the end of it guys'.)
6. They rename very well known restaurants FuckDonalds! Can you figure out which restaurant this was?
5. They love swearing just as much as we do! The word fuck, shit, damn, ass, or hell comes out of their mouths at least once every sentence! And they say nipple a lot! HAHA
4. Caleb tells our wonderful friend Vicky he wants to touch her words.... HAHAHA! Her accent is seductive! LMAO!
3. They have a song with no meaning... but want the fans to voice their thoughts on what it means. EPIC!
2. Of course we have to mention the fact that the music is AMAZING! Catchy beats that make you want to dance and romantic lyrics that make your heart melt! That Caleb is a bit of a hopeless romantic I'd say!
1. They are FUCKIN AMAZING! Nuf said!
I would like to thank Nikki for helping me make this ever wonderful list of brilliant reasons The Nova Echo is the shit! I can say... they have these two fans for LIFE!
You've Done It Now...
This is going to be dangerous LOL.
For your viewing pleasure...I'm on a boat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4vXex7c