5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

(1) FINE -this is the word women use to end an... argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. 

(2) NOTHING -means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED 

(3) GO AHEAD -this is a dare, NOT permission DO NOT DO IT. 

(4) WHATEVER -is a woman's way of saying F*YOU. 

(5) THAT'S OK -she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake

Success: How Is It Measured?

At age 4, success if....... not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is.....having friends.
At age 17, success is.....having a drivers license.
At age 20, success is.....having sex.
At age 35, success is.....having money.
At age 50, success is.....having money.
At age 60, success is.....having sex.
At age 70, success is.....having a drivers license.
At age 75, success is.....having friends.
At age 80, success is.....not peeing in your pants.

Oh how the tables reverse....

Amazing People... Amazing Things

You always hear about the little things in life that make it worth while.... well I know what my favorite thing is. It's when you find something virtually undiscovered and it basically reaches into you and touches something in your soul and you just know that it's going to be important, big, or whatever. That is the best. I find myself having this feeling a lot with what I do. I couldn't ask for a better job. Unpaying or not... what I do is probably the most fulfilling thing I have ever done. When I see posts or get emails from people thanking us for having a guest on, or sending them a prize, or just doing what we do... it is so rewarding.

I also love finding undiscovered talent. For instance, recenty I started helping a longtime friend from back home (Michigan) with a book she is writing. Now she has written many books, most of which I've never read or even heard of, but I happened to stumble upon her website and read some snippets from her upcoming book 'Lovely Shadows' and I was instantly drawn in. This book is going to be something. What? I don't know... but someone is going to read it and love it as much as I do.

I tend to take on a lot of projects and sometimes they don't always get done, but this one is. People tell me that I shouldn't be messing with someone's career because I don't have a degree in Public Relations. What exactly is public relations? From my understand and who I have worked with, it is simply believing and pushing along someone that is trying to reach their dreams. You simply have to believe in them and believe in the project. How hard is that? I was told that I couldn't book talent and two years later I book for what I would like to believe is one of the most successful talk radio shows online. When people tell me I can't do something, it just pushes me that much more. I will do it. I can do it. And the best part is proving people wrong. I'm going to be somebody. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Top 10's of 2010

Seems the year is over I figured it was time for me to share some of my favorite things of this year. So here it goes. None of the lists are in any certain order. Just random.

Top 10 Favorite Moments
1. Vicky coming to stay for 2 months!
2. Road trippin from Orlando to Los Angeles in a big ass Penske truck!
3. Eatin' straight up bayou food for the first time ever!
4. Being approached by a clown on Venice Beach which caused laughing and crying at the same time.
5. Eyecon: True Blood 2010
6. Meeting all the new people I did this year (Mostly AOD and CMS girls)
7. Quoting comedians, movies, tv shows, and just funny shit with my girls while laughing for hours.
8. Seeing my daughters face when I returned from L.A.
9. Palamo 100 Monkeys Concert.... you had to be there to understand.
10. CRUMBLE CAKE!

Top 10 Bands/Artists I fell in love with
1. Chester See
2. Christina Perri
3. Bruno Mars
4. Pop Evil
5. Jason Mraz
6. Pink
7. Katy Perry
8. Disturbed
9. Lady Gaga
10. The Boxer Rebellion

Top 10 Shows
1. One Tree Hill
2. Criminal Minds
3. Law and Order: SVU
4. Hellcats
5. True Blood
6. Grey's Anatomy
7. Life Unexpected
8. Pretty Little Liars
9. Supernatural
10. Rookie Blue

Top 10 Celebs added to my 'Fuckit List'
1. Ian Somerhalder
2. Alexander Skarsgard
3. Joe Manganiello
4. Liam Hemsworth
5. Shemar Moore
6. Ryan Reynolds
7. Shia Labeouf
8. Kellan Lutz
9. Jess Williams
10. Channing Tatum

Top 10 Movies
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
2. Letters to Juliet
3. Just Wright
4. Paranormal Activity 2
5. Killers
6. Going the Distance
7. The Crazies
8. Inception
9. The Social Network
10. Unstoppable

2010 Wrap-Up

What to say about 2010? 2010 was an interesting year. Major ups. Major downs. New friends. Old friends. Births. Deaths. And pretty much everything else. This year was definitely like a roller coaster. I started the year thinking that I was going to move to Los Angeles and live happily ever after with one of my best friends. Turns out life had other plans. Not only did that great adventure crash and burn, but I nearly lost one of my best friends from it. I DID lose one of my best friends from it for a while. Picking up and moving across the country is an insane idea, especially when you know no one over there (well... 2 people), and you have to leave your kid behind temporarily. Definitely the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Funny thing about it is that I think it tested my limits and what I can handle. I find I am much stronger than I thought.

After going through all of that I found myself living with someone who I never thought I would. My new best friend... she knows who she is. And it was amazing how close you can get to someone inside of two months. I cried when she left. Both times. (That's another story). I have no idea where I would be this year without her. She is the person that keeps me grounded, knocks me down when my head gets a little too big, and tells me when my bitch mode is getting a tad too out of hand. I do have to say I don't think that is even possible, but whatever. So I thank her for that.

Struggling for a job, soaring through AOD, new staff, new friends, old friends butting their heads into my life again... all of it was so worth it. Even with all the struggles financially, emotionally, and physically... I think 2010 has been a damn good year. I'm not sure I would change anything. No... I know I wouldn't change anything. This year was definitely a great one, one for growing... and I laugh just thinking back on it.

So.... how to close out this email...

To all my friends: I am so thankful for all of you and I can't wait to see what madness and debauchery we can get ourselves into in 2011.

To all my enemies, haters, and Facebook stalkers: Fuck you! God that feels good.

And to my grandmother who is no longer here... miss you Gma! Love you!

and to 2011.... Bring it on!

World's Weirdest Sex Toys

I had the urge to know what some of the freaks in our world had come up with in the world of sex toys. So I googled it... naturally. Google knows all after all. I was quite amazed by some of the things people come up with. I guess you gotta get it somewhere... right?

1. Artificial Hymen

Yes... you heard me correctly. An artificial hymen. The sex-toy company Gigimodo invented this little thing. Apparently it is to either relive your cherry poppin' moment or to make someone believe you are a virgin. Now why you would want to do EITHER of those things is beyond me... but apparently that is what it is for. It's made of fake blood and a plastic bag. Both of which I just hope and pray will go up into my lady bits... (kidding of course). Either way... this ones a big no for me!

2. Head O' State Obama Sex Toy

When I look at President Obama I do not see something I want to shove up my vadge. I mean, seriously people? That's fucked up even for the best of us. Now make me a Johnny Depp dildo any day, but Obama... no. This even comes in two different colors of Democratic Blue and Presidential Gold for the low price of $34.95.

3. Cup Nude

Now this is just disturbing. When I think of a a cup of noodles... I never would have though... we should make this a sex toy type of thing. but it is. And it even has "Gently Acid Lotion". The word Acid should never be put on your genitals. So this one is a 10 on the weird scale!

4. Hello Kitty Vibrator

This is just wrong. It was first shown as a neck massager, but really... look at it. I want to know how this was suppose to be a neck massager and how they didn't expect all those kinky asian girls to use this another way. It's just disturbing that its hello kitty. Seriously... freaks me out.

5. The Concubine Masturbator

This is quite interesting. It's got everything! Even untamed pubs! The least they could do is make it into a cool little design. But either way, this little device is quite interesting. I have nothing else to say on this matter.

So there are five funny, crazy, and downright weird sex toys. Enjoy this... I did.

Happy Thanksgiving

It's one of those days where you feel the need to tell everyone you are thankful for them. Maybe because its Thanksgiving Day... but I don't think it is necessary to say it. The people that are closest to you don't need to hear it, as you should be showing them in your every day actions, while the ones that don't matter don't matter. I do however wish there were a few other people around today to enjoy the holidays with. My dad for one. Unfortunately he is too far away to be able to spend it with. My family up in Michigan... one of these days I'll get vacation around a holiday and be able to join them. My two grandfathers who unfortunately are no longer here and just have to watch from up above. And a few other choice people who know who they are.

I can tell you that a four day weekend has been very nice so far (only one day in) and I am looking forward to relaxing and just spending some time with the family and my beautiful child through this weekend. To all my friends and family, you mean the world to me and I love you. Now... back to the posts that are inappropriate.