If you haven't heard about this book... you need to go buy it. I'm going to asap! Justin Halpern started a twitter page to list all the stuff his 74 year old father says to him. The thing grew into mass proportions (Currently he has over 1.5 million followers) and apparently it encouraged him to write a book. Now there is EVERYTHING in this book. So again... I was already thinking of picking it up... when I open my brand new issue of Cosmo this morning at work... (October has Lauren Conrad on the front... love her!) and there is an article called "Shit My Dad Says... About Women and Sex". And it's all stuff out of this new book that involve Women and Sex. I laughed reading some of this shit. It is hilarious! So here is a few pieces from the Cosmo article.
On Getting a Job as a Cook at Hooters
"You, my good man, are not as dumb as I first fucking suspected."
"You've got good friends. I like them. I don't think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one."
On Finding My Porn Stash
"You shouldn't have left that porno in our VCR. Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens."
Now if you don't think any of that is funny... what the hell are you doing on my blog? Seriously... its funny and I think you should totally go buy the book. I'm just sayin'. Go buy it... and Cosmo... cuz Cosmo is amazing. Right now... go... I'm waiting...