5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

(1) FINE -this is the word women use to end an... argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. 

(2) NOTHING -means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED 

(3) GO AHEAD -this is a dare, NOT permission DO NOT DO IT. 

(4) WHATEVER -is a woman's way of saying F*YOU. 

(5) THAT'S OK -she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake

Success: How Is It Measured?

At age 4, success if....... not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is.....having friends.
At age 17, success is.....having a drivers license.
At age 20, success is.....having sex.
At age 35, success is.....having money.
At age 50, success is.....having money.
At age 60, success is.....having sex.
At age 70, success is.....having a drivers license.
At age 75, success is.....having friends.
At age 80, success is.....not peeing in your pants.

Oh how the tables reverse....