Kama Sutra: The Hot, The Not, and the WTF!

It's been a while, and I thing the only way to make up for it is to post some of the best sexual positions I could find. Some I've tried, Some I've never, and some I'm not sure I would try.... Aw hell, who am I kidding. I'll try it all. So here it is... some of the best!

1. The Tight Squeeze: Now this is fairly basic and I think everyone has tried it at one point or another. The key is to clench and cross. Clench your legs, and cross your ankles. And let the guy go to work. Imagine the stimulation there! Hell yeah!

2. Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon: Now this just deserves to be on the list because of the name. It is amazing. It's kind of a typical doggie style, but the guy is standing up and you are kneeling on the bed. Sounds like a good time to me. And you have perfect access to your doorbell.

3. Hang Ten: This one seems fairly easy, but I can honestly say, I've never done it. You would be at the perfect angle and still be able to rest your body against your knees. The guy gets the hands on the hips and control, while you can chill and enjoy the feeling. 

4. The Dirty Dangle: This one doesn't seem to do much for me if I may say so. It's suppose to intensify the feeling because of the blood rushing to your head, but it just gives me a headache. We shall see what you guys think.

5. The Couch Canoodle: This one seems fun! It's girl on top, which is always a good change of pace, but bent over backwards to dangle off the bed a bit, causing him to be able to hit all the good spots inside. Yes please!

6. Mover and Shaker: That's right... everyone wants to have sex on a washing machine. The difference with this is that you are not on it... you are over it. You simply lean over and put your body tightly up against it and turn it on while your guy tucks himself up behind you. The stimulation from your guy as well as the vibrations and cycle changes from the washer are sure to blow your mind.

7. Pleasure Pick-Me-Up: Now you have to have one strong guy to pull this off because there is nothing helping him support you. No wall or anything. He is simply holding you up and thrusting away (hopefully). You are literally dangling at his every orgasmic whim. Sounds nice, right?

8. The Lusty Leg Lift: I will give good money to see this in action, because I ain't gonna lie, I can't do it. I am pretty flexible when it comes to sex, but there is no way. This is amazing though, and if I could, I would. Thoughts?

And there they are. A big thanks to Cosmo for being as filthy as ever and I absolutely love it. Until next time... have sex! 

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The Nova Echo

As everyone knows, I am a walking, talking advertisement for the band The Nova Echo. You should all know as much about them as possible. They are amazing after all. Not just amazing musicians, but amazing people as well. I haven't had a chance to share this on my blog yet, so I thought I would. This video blew me away. I know what they are capable of (sometimes I have to convince a few of them that they are better than even they think) and I didn't even expect this. So here is their newest (and first) music video for their song Titan, which came out a little over a week ago.

Make sure to check them out online at their Official Website and MySpace as well as their YouTube Page!

Sappy Love Shit...

I'm in one of those lovey dovey moods so I figured I would post some quotes I've found about that "can't eat, can't sleep" feeling when you are in Looooooove. That bullshit. So here they are... in all their ooey gooey glory.

"How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already is."

"You really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means you are not a part of it."

"We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other does not care at all."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein

That's enough of that.... I can't take anymore. End lovey dovey mood.

Sexual Questions by Cosmo

Cosmo is my new manual. I used to swear against it because it was just so... girly... but oh man I love it! I've made sure to get the last few issues and its freakin awesome. It even brings me closer to my coworkers. Funny story... so I'm sitting at my desk today reading an article called "100 Crazy, Dirty Sex Questions (Answered in 20 Words or Less)" and I decide to share a few with my co-worker Toren. Yes... he's a guy. And soon we find ourselves in this ongoing conversation about penises, vaginas, animal sex, and all the stuff in between. SO I figured I would share a few of my favorites... and his... and then you will have enough incentive to go pick up the October issue... (Pictured above with the lovely Lauren Conrad on the cover). 

A FEW CRAZY, DIRTY SEX QUESTIONS (from Cosmo)

(And commentary by me)

2. If you have a bigger clitoris, is it easier to orgasm? Nope. Every clitoris has the same number of nerve endings (8,000), so they're equally sensitive. (No wonder they call it a 'doorbell' You push it and someone comes! HAHA)

8. Is there a subtle way to spit out semen after oral sex? Not really. Use a tissue or go to the bathroom if it's nearby. (REALLY!? If you are going to do the deed at least finish the job! Swallow it and live with it! It's protein... good for you! Just be careful... according to question number 31, semen has 36 calories per teaspoon. So if you are watching your weight....)

18. Why is semen so gooey? (HAHA... this makes me laugh!) So it can stick to the back of the vagina, where the sperm need to go to make a baby. (Tell me that doesn't make you laugh... except the 'make a baby' part. Been there... done that. No more anytime soon!)

22. What's the smallest penis ever recorded? Five-eigths of an inch. (Now you are probably thinking what I am thinking... how old was this person? BUT... I did some research and it turns out that there really are disorders that cause little willy syndrome. 1. Micropenis (simple I know...) is where most of the penis is INSIDE the body. 2. Congenital Hypoplasia: the glands of the penis are attached directly to the pubis, therefore causing a lack of a shaft. So say thanks to www.askmen.com for that answer.)

23. Can a guy break his penis, since its not a bone? Yep. It usually happens when it forcefully hits another object by accident (like your pelvic bone or the headboard). (Did you hear that ladies? It was the sound of all the men cringing in pain at the thought! HAHA! Anyway... they go on in number 24 to tell us "How do I know if it breaks? His penis will make a popping sound, and it will bruise almost immediately." And there is that cringing again. Very interesting though. At least I thought so.

36. Is it life-threatening for a guy to blow air up your vadge while going down on you or is that an urban legend? It's dangerous, since an air bubble could travel to your heart, causing a fatal embolism. (And that my friends is all the women cringing. Let me tell you something... let a man blow up my "vadge" and I will donkey kick his ass across the room as I grab my clothes and run for the hills! I wonder if that would be considered murder? You could probably totally get away with it too!)

38. Do animals (besides us) masturbal? Yes. Actually, a lot do. Deer and monkeys are just two examples. (DEER? Really? That would be something I would totally pay to see! Monkeys... I get. They are just like us) 39. Wait, even female animals? Uh-huh. Lady apes and monkeys have been observed using stick for solo sessions. (OWIE! That just sounds painful as shit! But again... something I would pay to see. Very interesting.)

59. Can a guy ejaculate and pee at the same time? Nope. Just before climax, the tube leading to his bladder seals off so semen can shoot through his penis. (Did they just say 'shoot'? I've got nothing...)

73. I've heard its unsafe to do it on a trampoline. Why? If things get bouncy, his penis can slip out and ricochet off the trampoline, breaking it. (I think I cringed at that one. RICOCHET... that is the word they chose to use. LOL. SO FUNNY! That goes right along with the "can his penis break" question from before. I can honestly say I never thought I would REALLY want to have sex on a trampoline anyway. 

98. Which animal has the longest penis? Whale penises clock in at 10 feet long. (And if you are like certain people in my life that don't believe Cosmo... Look HERE! But I warned you... that is definitely an X-rated file. And if my eyes are not playing tricks... I believe the man is holding a bag like he is going to catch the.... nevermind. Click the picture! 

And with that I shall wrap up my Cosmo Sexual Questions blog. Gotta love it. That is only a few of the 100 they listed... and by God they are funny so go buy Cosmo and read it! Guys... you are allowed to as well. Cuz it is very beneficial to you too! It's like a manual to women! (As all the men flock to the news stands). So on that... have a very sexual day. 

** As I am writing this blog my friend... who we shall call L.... IMs me with "I find the phrase 'Loading Skin' disturbing..." and I collapse in a fit of hysterics. Thanks L!**

"Shit My Dad Says..."

If you haven't heard about this book... you need to go buy it. I'm going to asap! Justin Halpern started a twitter page to list all the stuff his 74 year old father says to him. The thing grew into mass proportions (Currently he has over 1.5 million followers) and apparently it encouraged him to write a book. Now there is EVERYTHING in this book. So again... I was already thinking of picking it up... when I open my brand new issue of Cosmo this morning at work... (October has Lauren Conrad on the front... love her!) and there is an article called "Shit My Dad Says... About Women and Sex". And it's all stuff out of this new book that involve Women and Sex. I laughed reading some of this shit. It is hilarious! So here is a few pieces from the Cosmo article.

On Getting a Job as a Cook at Hooters

"You, my good man, are not as dumb as I first fucking suspected."

On Friendship

"You've got good friends. I like them. I don't think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one."

On Finding My Porn Stash

"You shouldn't have left that porno in our VCR. Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens."

Now if you don't think any of that is funny... what the hell are you doing on my blog? Seriously... its funny and I think you should totally go buy the book. I'm just sayin'. Go buy it... and Cosmo... cuz Cosmo is amazing. Right now... go... I'm waiting...

The Nova Echo's new EP!

As you all know, I am a HUGE Nova Echo fan! They are fan-freakin-tastic and it just so happens, that they have released a brand new EP. Best part about it? It's free! Yes, you heard me... FREE!!! So I would highly recommend you swing on over to their website and buy it. The link is below. And share it with your friends. It's free music so you can download it and enjoy it and share it and nobody pays a dime. ALTHOUGH... it would be great that if you do love it... you can swing over to their website and donate to them the amount you feel it is worth. So do it... for me... please...

Download the new EP here!
Check them out on Myspace here!

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